WTF?

I went to this sexual health program. It was the seventh-grade awkwardness and hilarity all over again. I got this pack of three different brands of condoms and some lube for free.

And I look at them in front of me now and think....... "Why do I have these?! They all expire in four years. Four years. I'll be twenty-two. What? What am I gonna do before I'm twenty-two that'll require these?" ... Uh, nothing? Why did I get these? Well, (1) they were free, (2) I wanted to look at them...

I thought of putting up an ad for free condoms on my Facebook status, then remembered that I'm "friends" with random adults.

Well, if anyone who reads this is interested, let me know.