I genuinely believe that if I were a music major, I would be so, so happy.

(Quit thinkin' like this, Stacey!!!  "If I were _____, I would be happy."  That's the worst attitude!!!)
(Oh shut up.  Let me just mope/complain/daydream for a second.)

That is right!  I am not a music prodigy, and therefore I will suffer badly once I am out of music school.

But,
........ Wait, oh yeah.  You can't suck and associate with other musicians who don't.

Never mind.

I think it's time for bed.  I need to make some friends; it'll probably lessen my compulsive blogging.